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miss_psycho_sweet
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The funniest man alive..
"I love! I love! I love...Killer whales! And I love mangos! And Iggy Pop, I love Iggy Pop. And getting up in the morning and going swimming, and taking a big shit! And I love all of you too!!" - Flea, Woodstock '99
"Behind my back I have all the secrets we've been using to make this great record. I've got here multi-vitamins, my producer Rick Rubin, "Raging Bull" Robert De Niro, my little friend (holds up a Barbie doll). I love her. "
"I have a tattoo on my arm that says papaya. did I tell you that yet?"
"It's an explosion of colors and sounds that'll boggle your mind and bedoozle your booty."
"I'm beyond a genius. I tutor that guy Steven Hawkins every other Thursday and he wrote his whole thesis on my IQ level because there was no other way to describe it and still I couldn't put it into words. But there's a group of scientists at NASA trying to understand my mind.
"What's the greatest misconception about the band?
Flea: That I am not the sexiest, handsomest genius on the planet? "
''He was a freak and I was a freak, so we decided to freak together''
"At this point I also would like to tell you that I got hairy nipples"
''God bless me I am god I am dog i am skin I am hair i got a feeling i am an insignificant wisp of nothing our world is an insignificant strand of butt hair on the ass of a maggott on the asshole of another maggott on the dingleberry of god.''
Interviewer: Are there any similarites between the trumpet and the bass?
Flea: Yes. They are both musical instruments.
Interviewer: If the Chili Peppers were a smell, what would it be?
Smith: A 12-year-old girl's bicycle seat.
Anthony: An amalgamation of our own strong body odours. Flea and I, we can generate some absolutely skunklike confrontation. Neither of us is afraid to smell as strong as we possibly can.
Flea: A dog - funky but cosy at the same time.
John: Violet
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lil_crazy
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| Posted: 01/02/2007 19:33 Post subject: |
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lol.....funny rau....  ... ar necesită sa scoata cu carte cu bancuri:)))... .....ff tare
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Andrey
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| Posted: 01/02/2007 19:35 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | Interviewer: Are there any similarites between the trumpet and the bass?
Flea: Yes. They are both musical instruments. |
Asta mi-a placut cel mai mult. Insa nu-l intrece pe Chad la glume, zic eu.
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miss_psycho_sweet
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| Posted: 01/02/2007 20:08 Post subject: |
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Inca o repriza:
Interviewer: What's the weirdest thing you do when you're alone?
Flea: Probably pouring pee into my nose, because of a really bad sinus infection. I was told that it was a homeopathic remedy for clearing it out.
Ant: Hey Flea
Flea: Yes
Ant: Correct me if i'm wrong
Flea: What?
Ant: Correct me if i'm wrong!!
Flea: what, pee in the front row?
"Don't read magazines and don't watch commercials, they rot your brain - unless its our ipod commercial"
Flea: "I'm trying to turn into a real posh, pompous, bastard, and ummm ignore all my friends and all the people that really ever loved me. And just hang out with people that are you know, in my career/financial bracket now. I don't hang out with any of my punk rock friends anymore. You know, you have to have a car phone if you want to be my friend."
Anthony: "He doesn't even hang out with me anymore."
"When I think about New York, it really boils down to this triangular piece of pizza. That, and the girls. All flavors! White ones, black ones, fat ones, skinny ones, small ones - I like ‘em all!"
"As the Butthole Surfers said, It's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do."
"A lot of bands have leaders; one guy who's the main creative force. With us, it's a real four-way effort. Basically, we get together and start making noise, and when it feels good, we call it a song. Ya know?"
"God made blueberries and they explode in your mouth."
"I want to be like Patti Smith when I grow up."
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suck_my_kiss
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Location: sittin' on a sack of beans, sittin' down in New Orleans
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the only thing i dont like about golf is that it is hoity toity and
excludes lots of people
not that i dont like all the rules and honor and etiquette, i love it
but when someone looks down their nose at someone else for not being
from there same culture or economic class
i want to put itching powder in their underwear
and jellybeans in their gas tank
and fart when they are in the elevator with me
and tell them to fuck off
09.25.06
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zdreantzah
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| Posted: 17/11/2007 21:20 Post subject: |
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Genial !!! Cel mai simpatic dintre cei 4 Pepper-isti!
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